"If you won an endless supply of cash....."

  • What kind of car would you buy? UH...4-CYLINDER, AUTOMATIC PICKUP TRUCK. HA. FUCK LAMBOS, ROLLS, AND ALL THAT OTHER RIDICULOUSLY-OVERRATEDASS SHIT.


    #FuckAllYouKardashiansCardiBeesTrumpsAndJlos.


    Where would you travel to first? MAYBE COLORADO. GIMME WEEEEEEED!!!!! XD

    What kind of house would you buy? NONE. I'M HOME ALREADY, BIATCH. HEH...

    What stores would you shop at? POTHEAD SHOPS. PR0N SHOPS? HEH...

    What events would you go to? *MAYYYYYBE* COSPLAY CONVENTIONS. I LOVE THEM BUT I DON'T REALLY FEEL ANY FURTHER NEED TO GO TO THEM ANYMORE. SO MANY PEOPLE SEEM TO ALWAYS WANT TO MEET AND KEEP IN TOUCH AND *I CANNOT BE DOING THAT!* #NO. -_-

    What would you do with your hair? I LIKE IT AS IT IS ALREADY.

    What restaurants would you eat at? SUBWAY...TACO BELL.....

    What Starbucks drink would you order? BLAH.

    What exercise class would you try? HEH. I DUNNO...INDOOR WALLCLIMBING?


    What other places would you travel? DUNNO. AUSTIN? HEH.

    What theme would you decorate your house? MAYBE PAINT IT ALL PURPLE AND FUCK ANY GODDAMN ANNOYING BITCHASS WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT. HAHAAAAA..... XD

    How many pairs of shoes would you own? I HAVE ENOUGH ASSKICKING BOOTS. I MIGHT GET SOME "NEW ROCKS", THOUGH. OR "DEMONIAS".

    Who or what organization would you give money to? SHRINER'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. ST. JUDES. MAYBE A LOCAL HOMELESS SHELTER. MAYBE A LOCAL HUMANE PET CENTER. FOOD BANK.

    Would you get a professional photo shoot done? MAYBE.

    What books would you buy for your bookshelf? DUNNO. "DEATH SCENES"? MADONNA'S BOOK?

    Would you have a home theater system? NAH.

    Would you have exercise equipment in your house? PROLLY NOT?

    Would you have a pool? HM...GOOD IDEA! XD

    Would you have a hot tub? NOPE.

    Would you invite friends over? MAYBE.


    Would you get a tattoo? PROLLY.

    If so, what kind of tattoo would you get? MAYBE A COMPLETE BACKPIECE OUTLINE.

    Would you go camping? NAH.

    Would you have less stuff or more stuff? MAYBE A LITTLE LESS...

    Would you buy gifts for your friends? SOME OF THEM.

    Would you go to the beach? FUCK THAT. BEACHES ARE NASSSSSTY. -_-

    Would you get rid of a ton of stuff you own? DOING THAT ALREADY ANYWAY.

    Would you be more popular? HOPEFULLY NOT.

    Would you enjoy being more popular? NOOOOO...

    -_-



    What concert would you go to? DON'T KNOW. THE CRYSTAL METHOD? SIOUXSIE? DEPECHE? TKK? HOCICO?

    Would you work? I ALWAYS WORK 24-7-365. NO 9-5 KIND OF THING HERE, HEH...

    Would you get plastic surgery? POINTY EARS. HA...

    Would you get a medical procedure or surgery done that you currently......need but can't afford? MAYBE.

    Would you pay off debt? CERTAINLY.

    Would you go to school? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO! -_-

    Would you buy....a fancy camera? A GO-PRO.

    A private jet? NAH.

    A gym membership? HELL NO. NO PLANET FATNESS FO ME.

    A llama? O_o. NO.

    A formal dress? MAYBE?

    Overalls? NAH.

    a Victorian dress? MAYBE?

    a trampoline? NAH.

    a plant? MARIJUANA PLANT? HAAAAA... XD

    a disco ball? YEAH. HEH.

    a dance floor? NAH.

    An art studio? NAH.

    craft supplies? MAYBE.

    a recording studio? MAYBE?

    a musical instrument? MAYBE?

    New shoes? NAH.

    a new purse? FOR MOM?

    A whole new wardrobe? FOR PARENTS?

    new make-up? MAYBE.

    Drinks from Starbucks? NAH.

    fast food? PROLLY.

    pizza? YEAH.

    a cake? MAYBE A VEGGIE CAKE.

    a therapy session? FOR MOM. PHYSICAL.

    ice cream? VEGGIE.

    concert tickets? MAYBE.

    A tent for camping? MAYBE FOR CAMPING IN THE YARD. HEH...

    hiking boots/shoes? PROLLY NOT.

    a new swimsuit? MAYBE A SCUBA SUIT.

    journals? I HAVE MILLIONS OF THOSE. I LOVE BLOGGING AND DOING SURVEYS. I CAN HAVE A BIG CYBERMOUTH. HEH. I USED TO BE WAYYYYY WORSE, THOUGH. EMBARRASSING. -_-

    Tea? YEAH.

    Flowers for your table? FOR MOM.

    books? MAYBE.

    movies? MAYBE.

    CDs? MAYBE.

    A stereo system? NAH.

    rollerblades? NAH.

    A mountain bike? I HAVE ONE. NEVER USED. HEH. BACK-UP TRANSPORT ONLY.

    a motorcycle? FUUUUUCK NO.

    "If you ride a motorcycle you don't value your life enough anyway." -something I read elsewhere once

    a wig? I HAVE LOTS OF THOSE ALREADY. I LOVE COSTUMES/COSPLAY.

    Art for your walls? NAH.

    More q's

    Would the way you are treated change drastically? HELL, YEAH. BUNCHA GOLD-DIGGING, BACKSTABBING FAKEASSES EVERYWHERE, AIN'TCHA NOTICED? -_-

    Would the way people view you change drastically? OF COURSE.

    Are you currently considered lower class? ASK CONGRESS AND TRUMP {those fucking Elitist Government Primates} HOW MUCH LOWER THAN THEM IS THE COLLECTIVE CONSTITUENCY. -_-

    #FuckOligarchicalTheocraticCorporatocracy.

    Are you treated with respect? BY SOME. NOT BY OTHERS. OH, WELL. KISS MY AAAAASSSSSSS... XD

    Do people value you? SOME DO.

    Do you think people would value you more if you had more money? ABSO-MOTHERFUCKING-LUTELY.

    Do you think how much money someone has is what makes them valuable? IN SOME WAYS, OF COURSE.

    Have you ever had someone be a real jerk to you? YUP. I TOO HAVE BEEN A HORRIBLE JERK TO OTHERS IN THE PAST. EMBARRASSING. BUT SOME BONEBRAINED IDIOTS *DO* FUCKING DESERVE IT FROM ME, I HAVE NOTICED. -_-

    Do you have a friend who's rich? NAILZ DAMIEN SEEMS TO HAVE HAILED FROM AFFLUENZA STOCK. ONE OF THOSE "HOT TOPIC GOTHS" WHO *ALWAYS* GOT NEW EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, GUITARS, AND SHIT FROM "MY GRANDMA". *siiiiigh* -_-

    "Dude...Be A Grown Man Already."

    If so, do you wish you were as rich as him/her? IT WOULD HELP A BIT. HA. BUT I'M TOO PROUD TO ASK PEOPLE FOR MONEY. I AIN'T ONE OF THOSE ENTITLED CHICKENSHITASS SUBMALE GUYS THAT ALWAYS EXPECTS THEIR GIRLFRIENDS TO GIVE THEM MONEY AND FINANCIAL SUPPORT.

    Do you wish people would spend money on you more often? NOT REALLY. I *EARN* MY OWN MONEY. FOR YEARS, THANK YOU.

    Would you date a guy/girl just for the perks? (the dinners, etc.) NOPE. IF SHE HAS WEED, THOUGH, I'LL PARTAKE A BIT, HEH. I'D SHARE MINE TOO. XD

    Can you afford to buy a meal for a friend? USUALLY.

    Do you think you would be happier with more money? YUUUUUP.

    Anything else you'd like to add? I NEED COFFEE NOW. LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKING OBSCENELY-COLD. NOT ALL GOTHS LIKE THE COLD. I'M A FUCKING HOTASS TEXAS DEMONGOTH. HA... XD

    That's all! Hope you enjoyed :)

    I DID, FANKEW. XD


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