"Love of mine, someday you will die. But I'll be close behind..

  • This survey is all about your funeral. Can you handle that? FUNERAL? HA...I WANT NO FUNERAL.

    Do you want a plain casket, or a very fancy one? HEH. I MIGHT BE A KOFFINMAKER FOR YEARS, BUT I ACTUALLY WANT TO BE CREMATED.

    Will the people dress in black, or casual? I REALLY WANT NO ONE COMING AT ALL.

    Would you rather it be a happy rememberance or a sad memorial? ALL I WANT IS TO BE CREMATED AND SCATTERED OUTDOORS SOMEWHERE WHERE THE FULL MOON WILL SPLASH DOWN ON WHILE MY DANCER SPIRIT ETERNALLY DANCES. HA..... XD

    What three songs do you want played? OH...MAYBE TCHAIKOVSKY'S "SERENADE FOR STRINGS; OPUS 48", DEPECHE MODE'S "STRIPPED", AND NINE INCH NAIL'S "SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE". HA.

    One;Two;Three;

    How do you want to be dressed? ALL-BLACK WHEN I'M CREMATED. BOOTS, GLOVES, TOP HAT, LONG COAT, PANTS, SPECTACLES, LONGSLEEVE SHIRT, VEST, RED STONE BOLO TIE?

    AND MY POCKET LOCKBLADE. AND KATANA.


    ...well...maybe not my blades. Heh... XD


    Will this be outside or inside? SCATTER ME OUTDOORS. PLEASE. THANK YOU.

    What Bible verses will be read, if any? HA. PLEASE.

    SOMETHING FROM 'THE SATANIC BIBLE'?

    What flowers do you want? BLACK LILY? PURPLE? WHITE?

    Do you want a slideshow of pictures of you? NO.

    Who will come? NO ONE.

    Who do you think will give speeches at your funeral? NO ONE.

    How do you want to be remembered? MY DANCING? WRITINGS? HOW GOOD I SMELL? HEH, HEH..... XD

    Do you believe in an afterlife? NO. I DON'T THINK SO...UNLESS MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THAT 'AXE' COMMERCIAL: "WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND" ?

    Would you want to die peacefully or in some heroic feat? I AIN'T NO PATHOLOGICALLY-GLORYSEEKING HERO.

    WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

    What do you want your obituary to read? DON'T OBIT ME PLEASE.

    What do you want your tombstone to read? NO TOMBSTONE.

    Who do you want to be buried by? SCATTERED ALONE.

    Will people stick around to watch you be buried? NOPE.

    What will your tombstone look like? STOP IT.

    Who do you think will continue to put flowers on your grave? NO ONE.

    What is your connection to this person? HRHEUDHDHS

    Who is going to get your property? IT DEPENDS. SOMEONE TRULY WORTHY.

    Have you already made your will? SOMEWHAT.

    Would you ever donate your body to science? MAYBE?

    Would you come back as a ghost and haunt people? HAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaa.....

    AN AVENGING EVIL POLTERGEIST, MAYBE? XD

    #FuckTrumpCulture.

    #TheGruuuuudge.....

    Why or why not? BECAUSE.

    Are you afraid of dying? NO.

    Do you believe we'll all die on December 21st, 2020? PROBABLY NOT.