"Calgon!"

  • Do you believe in the supernatural? NAH.

    What was the last thing you cried about? SOMETHING.

    Do you have an irrational fear of disappointing people? NOPE. "YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE." -proverb

    Who do you miss that you wish you could talk to right now? SOMEONE.

    Are you mad at yourself about anything? MORE LIKE DISGUSTED.

    Do you call yourself stupid in your head? YES.

    What was the last thing you cooked on the stove? I WARMED "V8" VEGGIE JUICE WITH HOT MUSTARD AND IT WAS FUCKING YUMMY. XD

    Do you feel ok right now? YEAH. JUST SHOWERED.

    Are you wearing jeggings right now? NOPE.

    What colors of jeggings do you own? BLACK.

    Does it bother you if someone blocks your profile? HEH. NAH. RATHER, IF *I* BLOCK SOMEONE, BUT IF THEY REFUSE TO BLOCK ME, THEN *THEY* ARE A FAN OF MINE, SEEMSLIKE. XD

    What pharmacy do you use? I DON'T.

    Who has your heart? SOMEONE.

    Are you proud of yourself or disappointed in yourself? THIS AND THAT.

    Do you know a lot of stupid people? NAHHHHH...

    -_-

    What color was the last sweater you wore? BLACK. OF COURSE.

    What do you consider the perfect temperature for winter? 75 DEGREES, BIZNATCH. XD

    Has the fear of getting beaten ever made a decision for you? RARELY.

    Do you wish you could talk to someone about your past? I DO. USUALLY.

    What does your umbrella look like? A BLACK "RICE PADDY FARMER'S" HAT. BAMBOO.

    What was the last drink you ordered at a coffee shop, and what coffee shop? NO SHOP.

    Do you like trees? I LOVE TREES. BEEN A TREE TRIMMER FOR MANY YEARS.

    Do you ever cry in public, or do you hold it in? PRIVATELY, IF ANYTHING.

    Which of these embarrassing things has happened to you? Mark with an X.

    fallen down the stairs and/or slipped and fell in public...X

    wet your pants in public...WITH WATER OR SOME OTHER BEVERAGE, YEAH.

    burst out crying in front of someone...

    Had toilet paper stuck to your shoe...X

    had your skirt fly up...

    had someone walk in on you in the bathroom...X

    had the bathroom stall door come open when you were in there...X


    farted in class...EMBARRASSING. IN 3RD GRADE, IN FRONT OF A GIRL I LIKED. HA. SUCKAGE.

    vomited in front of people... I DON'T RECALL...

    passed out in front of someone...X

    accidentally revealed the name of your crush...X

    had someone read your diary...X

    ripped your pants in public...X

    other (share if you want to)...PASSED-OUT FROM DRUNKENNESS, LIKE A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE BITCH. EMBARRASSING...

    -_-

    What if I then GOT RAPED?!?!?

    -_-

    #PracticeStricterPersonalResponsibilityYouDamnIdiot.

    -More random questions

    Are you more masculine or feminine? MASCULINE.

    Are you male or female? MALE.

    Do you feel like everyone is against you? NOT USUALLY.

    Have you ever not canceled plans and wished you had? CERTAINLY.

    What is something you wanted as a kid but never got? ALL OF THE STAR WARS/STAR TREK ACTION FIGURES. BOOHOOOOO...

    What is something you were scared of as a kid? THE WEEPING WOMAN SPECTRE...

    Do you have a favorite cousin? If so, who? SANTA. SHE IS NOT FOOLED BY MY SISTER'S TIREDASS BULLSHIT.

    -_-

    Who is your favorite person? SOMEONE.

    Who do you miss? GRANDPARENTS.

    What holiday is closest to your birthday? AIN'T TELLIN'.

    How old are you? 1,003 YEARS OLD, BITCH.

    How old do people say you look? PEOPLE USUALLY SAY I'M YOUNGER. A YOUNGER LITTLE COUSIN EVEN ASKED IF I AM MY SISTER'S SON. HA.....

    Do you like your current driver's license picture? IT'S OKAY.

    What is something you are bad at and want to improve on? DUNNO.

    Are you a genius in any way? IF KANYE PEST IS (stupidly) CONSIDERED A GENIUS THESE DAYS...

    What sports did you play in high school? DANCE CLASS. MARCHING BAND.

    What is your favorite Elvis song? "I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU, I LOVE YOU."

    Do you think you could be the next American Idol? FUCK AMERICAN IDOL.

    I'm a pretty good Singer though.

    Have you ever painted a chair? YESH.

    Do you prefer reading fiction or non-fiction? IT DEPENDS. NOT SO MUCH FICTION THESE DAYS.

    Would you rather write a story or a poem? STORY.

    Do you have a lot of regrets? TOO MANY.

    Do you think you are a good person? MORE EVILE THAN GOOD.

    Do you prefer fruity candy canes or peppermint-flavored? THE LATTER.

    Do you eat too much candy? YEAH. I USED TO BE WORSE.

    Do you know why Santa wears red? THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?

    When was the last time you ate a candy cane? DAYS AGO.

    Have you ever done the TMI tag for youtube? NOPE.

    Have you ever taken dance classes? YUP.

    what were your favorite classes? PHOTOGRAPHY, BAND, HOMEMAKING, THEATRE...

    Is your grandma too controlling? NOPE.